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The Great Gatsby on Facebook

Nick Carraway  So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
3 hours ago Comment  Like

 

Tom Buchanan That’s some real queer shit, Nick.
3 hours ago

Jay Gatsby Why don’t you leave him alone, old sport?
2 hours ago

Tom Buchanan Oh well if it isn’t the pink shirt wearing fairy… Lemme tell you something, Mr. Nobody from Nowhere… Leave my wife alone.
2 hours ago

Daisy Buchanan Tom!
2 hours ago

Tom Buchanan Woman, you’ll shut your mouth if you want your pretty face to stay intact. I’ve broken better noses than yours.
2 hours ago  >Myrtle Wilson Likes This

JK Rowling I think I’m going to write a new Harry Potter book!
9 hours ago  Comment  Like

 

Harry Potter Fake Facebook

Every 14 Year-Old Ever OMGYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 hours ago

Ernest Hemingway Fake Facebook

Ernest Hemingway Oh fuck me. Where’s my shotgun?
8 hours ago

Facebook in Real Life Video

Fast Food Facebook Fight

Colonel Sanders   My new Flavor Bowl is finger lickin’ good! Mmmmmmm
9 hours ago  Comment  Like

 

Ronald McDonald Facebook

Ronald McDonald  bitch PLEASE! that thing looks like puke
8 hours ago

Colonel Sanders  You’d better shut up before I kick your clowny ass around the block muthafukkah!!!!
7 hours ago

Ronald McDonald  hmmmmmm let’s see. your net worth: $22 billion… mine: $78 billion! winner winner fuck your chicken dinner!
6 hours ago

Wendy on Facebook

Wendy  Guys! Please don’t fight!
3 hours ago

Ronald McDonald  shut up slut
3 hours ago

Princess Peach’s Facebook Update

Princess Peach's Facebook Status Update

Osama Bin Laden Tagged in a Facebook Photo

My Cat is Missing

My Cat is Missing - Facebook Status

The Facebook Folk Song

Hanging With Dead Grandmom

Hanging With Dead Grandmom Facebook Picture

C-3PO   Apparently people think I’m gay???
9 hours ago  Comment  Like

 

Richard Simmons   ugggggggh i can relate
8 hours ago

Ricky Martin  I feel your pain, babe!
8 hours ago

Elton John  Don’t listen to those assholes!
8 hours ago

R2-D2   Beep Beep.
8 hours ago

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